cthululite: I am having an emotion and that emotion is no watch me make this go viral
gauvaindecourfeyrac asked: the joke is "Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor!" (Star trek quote)
bellatrixissexy: winchester-hale: idontknowaskhermione: It’s actually really disturbing that kids falling asleep in school is viewed as them being lazy and not as the school overworking them to the point that they literally can’t stay awake. i fell asleep in chemistry class once and my teacher got me a pillow and a blanket and made the class work in silence so i could sleep. Best teacher...
amazzingphil: [IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
uirukii: stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL On the teacher’s side, we feel your pain. WHY HELLO STUDENT I’D LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND BUT CAN YOU WAIT UNTIL GRADUATION TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT OUR MUTUAL LOVE FOR (insert fandom here)
lumos5000: lokis-army-at-221b: DAMMIT I’M A at first i thought it was, “Dammit Moriarty I’m a Time Lord” and then i figured it out and felt stupid. I think I get it. Someone message me and explain. I wanna be sure
poco-loki: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
nonymoose: assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis: OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE HANG ON I FIXED IT OH MY GOOOSHHH OH MY GOSH ON SO MANY LEVELS
becnoir: good heavens just look at the time
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
anglosexual: imaslytherinbitch: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. this sounds like a really classy rap
NO NONONONO DEAN BABY IT’S OK WE STILL LOVE YOU DEAN OH GOSH WHY
barackamole asked: Hannibal is a crime show about a cannibal :D
l'Empereur des diables: Addendum to last post... →
pazithigallifreya: I really feel that the deciding factor determining the ultimate fates of Javert and Jean Valjean come down essentially to one chance meeting with Bishop Myriel, which allowed him to become what he was (and adopt Cosette, which was the other major part of his character…
sht-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces OHMYGOSH
basedgodniall: I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
ferelden: do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one...
anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone